What movies have not aged well?
08.06.2025 10:10

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Moonraker
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Can a relationship really last forever?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Dr No
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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The Man with the Golden Gun
-”Ah so!”
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Do conservative white women like black men?
-All the bad guys are black.
Goldfinger
From Russia With Love
Why does Boko Haram attack its own Muslims?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
What happens psychologically to a man the first time he gets penetrated anally?
-J W Pepper
You Only Live Twice
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Why are so many young teenage boys misogynistic? Where do they get these attitudes from?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Octopussy
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
A View to a Kill
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Why is it important for Hollywood celebrities to come out against Trump?
-”She is very sexyful!”
Live and Let Die
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.