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What movies have not aged well?

08.06.2025 10:10

What movies have not aged well?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Moonraker

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Can a relationship really last forever?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Dr No

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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The Man with the Golden Gun

-”Ah so!”

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

How would you define love?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

How can targeted individuals protect themselves from organized stalking? Have you discovered practical strategies?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Do conservative white women like black men?

-All the bad guys are black.

Goldfinger

From Russia With Love

Why does Boko Haram attack its own Muslims?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

What happens psychologically to a man the first time he gets penetrated anally?

-J W Pepper

You Only Live Twice

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Why are so many young teenage boys misogynistic? Where do they get these attitudes from?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Octopussy

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Why do I get bored with porn so quickly? I can watch maybe half a video (5 mins max) and then get bored and do something else. I don't watch porn often, just a teenager. 17.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

A View to a Kill

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Why is it important for Hollywood celebrities to come out against Trump?

-”She is very sexyful!”

Live and Let Die

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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